Um...

Screwing around on the internets today I ran across this cool book review at Amazon.

It starts off:

I gave this book one star simply because I have not read it yet, but I have ordered it and can't wait to read it cover to cover.

Then it descends into a diatribe about how the military is too sissified these days (which actually makes a kind of sense given the book in question), and I'm left sort of aghast wondering not so much why anyone would write a review about a book they've never read (I mean, that's weird, don't get me wrong, but I'm sure it happens all the time), but rather why you would give one star to a book you expect to enjoy? (!!!)

There is douchebaggery in the world, let me tell you...